Brazilian P.

You don't have to search anymore, you've found the coolest bro in the game! Im an 31 years old jacked bald guy, that can tell you awesome stories like that time I invaded an Metallica show disguised as an maintence worker. Or that time I've went to a bar with a girl that cheated on my and left a $5,000 bill for her, cause that's it baby, you broke my heart I broke your bank! Not proud but I have to admit it felt pretty good. Besides having the deepest conversations of all themes and telling you the most awesome adventures of my inconsequentinal self, I can be usefull for a lot of other things. I've been doing theather, voice acting and in the fitness game for the past 15 years. Im can bench 352 pounds with video proof, so I can help you with a proper diet and exercises programs to get in the best shape of your life. Im also an expert of picking up girls in daytime and in datting app's cause and I've been studying Tinder algorithm since 2012, and if you're not ugly as Donald Trump's ball sack, I can guarantee you at least one date per week. My prices are higher, but you get what you've pay for. In fact, you're going to forget you're paying me, try 5 minutes and see what Im talking about. You've have nothing to lose, hope to see you soon (;