Brandon S.

Whatsup everyone, my name is Brandon. Born and raised in Miami Fl. Half Cuban, Half Moroccan, all American lol. I'm pretty good at talking shit with just about anyone, very friendly and funny. I can talk about almost anything. My hobbies are anything that seems interesting lol. Currently playing ice hockey, beach volleyball a couple times a week. Usually playing some type of video games on my down time. I spent the majority of 2021 in the hospital, ask me about the funny story of lung cancer in a non smoker lol. I guess you can say I might be overcompensating now with all my fun activities. I spent the majority of 2022 racing in a professional rally racing league, with an incredible sxs, until I rolled it mid race and that was the end of that lol. Also currently trying to learn how to kiteboard. I definitely enjoy the adrenaline junkie activities. My professional job is a video editor for Discovery channel, but i have had weird jobs my whole life, from pizza delivery driver, to truck driver driving all over the US. I have hella stories about all the jobs, funny or tragic you name it. I have travelled to about 40 US states, and Just did my first out of states trip last year(15days in spain). Big time lover of music, I'm the type of person that music will affect my mood, so always searching for a good mix. An all time dream of mine is to open a restaurant. I love to cook, I spent 4 years in 2 restaurants cooking. I actually want to go to culinary school just so I can learn more. The amount of movie quotes I know is disturbing lol. Big fan of all things funny. I'm 31 so you know I grew up with sandler, ferrel, carey, farley, those guys are my heros. Fresh Prince and King of queens are my all time fav shows. Brooklyn 99 giving those 2 a run for their money. Have not seen the office so please feel free to yell at me about that lol. Pretty big into standup too Huge fan of Bert Kreischer, A lot of friends of mine say we are pretty similar type of comedy and shenanigans lol. Rogan is also awesome, listening to his podcasts will definitely change your life. Currently single, but according to friends I give pretty sound advice on relationships. I'm the type of person who is insanely logical and makes things make sense. At the same time I also have emotions, I'm not a robot, I just will always give in to facts and logic. Definitely better at giving women advice on men than vice versa. As a man its obviously easier to understand the mindset of another, and lets be real, who actually understands women? lmaoo Don't kill me ladies, it was a light hearted joke! But seriously I absolutely love love, I'm a die hard romantic, I truly believe everyone has their own special person, and would be happy to translate to you what your man says, or is thinking lol. For my fellow gamers, I'm an xbox guy who finally got a PC in quarantine and has not looked back since lol. Usually will play anything as long as my boys are playing. Currently got convinced to buy diablo 4. Big fan of the survivor open world crafting type, Valhiem, The forest, etc. You know we also gotta drop hot, even though I stopped playing WZ2 after the first season cuz we finally got sick of the toxicity lol. Recently tried our first "scary" game with phasmaphobia and it was actually pretty dope, might look into a couple more of those. I'm the type of person who knows a little bit about a lot of different things. I'm also probably one of the most open book/honest people you'll meet, just ask and I'll tell you whatever.