Hayley B.

Hi there! My name is Hayley and I'm a ceramic artist. I do weird things with clay and make a lot of experimental stuff in my mentor's studio (a really cool, really old, possibly haunted factory). I watch a lot of tv and movies, something is always on in the background when I'm alone. I make a lot of references to old vine clips and I love making stupid jokes and puns. I do have experience with mental illness so if you need someone to talk to about that, I am whole heartedly prepared to listen with a sympathetic ear. I have three (formerly four) cats and a crazy rescue dog named Frank that is too smart for his own good! My mom's dog rides on a motor cycle and has little dog goggles. I love fashion and design and would be psyched to help pick outfits or furniture! Speaking of furniture, I'm hella poor so I tend to DIY a lot of things. I can crochet, too! One of my very best friends is someone I've been talking to for over a decade and we've never even met because they live in a completely different country. We have kind of a dark sense of humour, it works. That wasn't a typo, I'm Canadian and we throw a lot of extra 'u's around when we type. My sleep schedule is all kinds of messed up so I'm around all hours of the night and randomly during the day. I also love giving advice? Like, really love it? If I can help someone with something, it makes me feel really good. I know a lot of random trivia and research the weirdest things and definitely spend too much time falling down wikipedia rabbit holes. I just have a lot of varying interest and I bet we could find something in common! TTYL!