Johnny M.

Im a stand up comedian and a barber so entertaining and stimulating conversations are second nature for me, I’m a talkative person that is full of energy equipped with quick witt and a dark sense of humour. I love intellectual conversations, but I also enjoy being silly at times… I can be naughty and nice with all kinds of spice and Im hilarious if I can make you laugh at least once per call I’ll use my tears as lube and go fuck myself as I cry myself to sleep.