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Per minuteWell folks, gather around and behold the wonder that is me - probably one of the most interesting people in the world. I mean, who wouldn't want to know about my fascinating hobby of binge-watching Netflix while simultaneously scrolling through Instagram? Or my thrilling daily routine of hitting snooze on my alarm until I'm almost late for work? Oh, and let's not forget my extensive knowledge on the best places to nap in the office. All in all, my life is just insanely captivating. Please, hold your applause. Oh yes, absolutely. I am undoubtedly one of the most fascinating people you will ever meet. I enjoy spending my weekends watching paint dry and reading ingredient labels on cereal boxes. My life is just full of unpredictable and captivating events. If you ever get the chance to talk to me, prepare to be blown away by my dazzling personality. Or not.