Randall M.

I’m basically the human version of “let’s see what happens.” I don’t do boring—if we’re talking, there’s a 99% chance the conversation will wander from pizza toppings to time travel to why ducks walk like they know a secret. I’ll say the things everyone’s thinking but won’t admit, then flip it into a joke so fast you won’t even have time to blush. People tell me I have “main character energy,”