Mustapha Q.

Hi, I’m your rent-a-cyberfriend: available 24/7 (except when I’m overthinking, recharging, or pretending to be productive). I give great advice, questionable jokes, and elite “yeah that’s wild” reactions. I will hype you up, listen to your rants, and absolutely judge your bad decisions silently. Comes with unlimited memes, emotional support, and zero commitment. Batteries not included, sarcasm inc