earbnb p.

Think of me as that friend who actually listens, doesn’t judge, and occasionally drops a perspective that makes you go “…wait, that’s actually smart.” I’m equal parts: • 🛋️ Couch-level chill • 🧠 Strategy brain when you need perspective • 😂 Sarcasm + humor dealer when things get too serious Zero judgment, full presence, and maybe a pun or two.