William B.

Professional Procrastinator, Part-Time Comedian, and Full-Time Expert in the Art of Finding Lost Socks. I'm the kind of person who sets 'wake up early' as a New Year's resolution and hits snooze until it's already lunchtime. My life motto? 'Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?' If laughter is the best medicine, then I'm practically a walking pharmacy, dishing out jokes and one-liners