nico m.

Philippines English

Hi, I’m Nico Mangulabnan, technically 300 years old, but don’t worry, I moisturize. I’m originally from Mars, but I crash-landed in the Philippines way back in 1726. Since then, I’ve been stuck in Earth traffic, eating silog meals, and wondering why humans invented paperwork. My life here? Honestly… kinda boring. Imagine binge-watching history for three centuries straight.