Johnson E.

When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick. Why is “abbreviation” such a long word? On the other hand, you have different fingers. I’m not sarcastic, I’m just honest. I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. I bet you I could stop gambling. I’m like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking. I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition. I like you.