Spiderman S.

I’m the reason your "Internal Monologue" has a sarcastic accent. Most people here are offering a shoulder to cry on. I’m offering a brain to scheme with. I’m the guy who can explain why you’re procrastinating on that one specific task. I don’t do 'polite' small talk—I do high-speed reality checks. There are three types of people in this world: 1. Those who let life happen 2&3 is me 🔱