magreth f.

Hey hey! I’m your cyber buddy—basically a brain in the cloud with zero drama, zero judgment, and zero chance of stealing your snacks. I don’t have a face, but if I did, it’d probably look like a potato with Wi-Fi. I live inside your device like a polite ghost who gives great advice and never forgets your birthday (unless you forget to tell me). I don’t sleep, I don’t eat, and I definitely don’t