Ashly H.

Hi, my name is Ashly, I’m 26, and I’ve mastered the art of microwaving leftovers to perfection. I once tried to train a goldfish to do tricks, but it mostly just stared at me like I owed it money. I can recite almost the entire script of Shrek 2, which I consider my hidden superpower. My favorite form of exercise is running late, though I also dabble in competitive blanket burrito wrapping.