Ali A.

I’m the human equivalent of WiFi — always on, mostly reliable, and occasionally full of useless facts that weirdly make your day better.es, I’m freaking hilarious — but not in a “look at me!” way. More like, “you’ll be mid-rant about your ex and I’ll casually drop a line that makes you wheeze-laugh and forget they even existed.” I'm also an elite-level listener .